Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

Put it back and have a 12'oclock nooner!

This is Baubo, if you see a loose cannon answering to the name Etta, please call 1-800-madhouse. She left the mental institution saying that she's gone looking for some dead man or other phallus, only God knows what's into that woman's head.....

Doctor get off your bloody high horse, get real and take your own pucking advice.

Girl, you sound more lousy than the boring man. In the first place, this shit sounds too contrive, if you ask me, Baubo Iambe, you a goh tell mi sey, oonu noh even dweet missionary style, or goh wey di sun no shine, an yu just lay dun lak a piece of log an just tek di ten jukes soh, bombo!, a coulda neva Jamaica oonu dey!

Moreover, if yuh really want fi know how if squint it; skin it; rock it; pitch puppa lick pon it; juice it; and move it, you kno ask docta, yu go fine a ghetto man fi mek yu go like a rat up a rhododendron and talk to some a dem leggo beast ooman bout dey, on how to do a three hour grand slam gunning the two backs beast. Mi dey yah a run mi mout, fi mi white liver cardboard man just a tek all a dis in, an a set fi mi arse!

PS - You ever tink of giving di man some put it back, that is, Irish Moss, raw eggs and peanuts with Dragon Stout or Steamed Fish and bami -