Hoping for a world....

Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

....of cynicism from Barney the dinosaur!


I am an old young soul and I relish living under my own radar. My mode of operandi is on the premise of need not to know, ask me no questions and I tell you no lies. My friends will not see the red of my skin and I will not buy my neighbor’s shyte at garage sales.



The day I have no salt or sugar I will not go begging, borrowing or stealing. I believe in compassion, humility and giving a helping hand. I don't however; believe that my boss and coworkers should know where I live. I believe in growing my own tree, that is, me, mi cardboard man, of course, minus and plus im bangarang dem. And if you think I was born this way, think again.....


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