If you find it hard to laugh at yourself.......


Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

 ....then I would be happy to do it for you!


Love is simple, complexity should not be injected into such a natural hunter and gather type of coupling. So, you have no feelings for me; yet, you have no qualms feeling up; humping and dumping on me. Fine, let me go my  way. I can do better, for the last time I look at my face, I did not see parched corn growing on it.



Don't come running back to me when things don't work out for you with that other woman. I am not going to fool myself into believing that you can force somebody to love you, if they don't.


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