Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

Learning to drive Miss Daisy

 This little bug has certainly gained status, when I was growing it was known as "Learners" because it was the car that you learnt to drive with.......cautionary tale, never and I say never let your father or mate teach you to drive.

After a few lessons with my father, we were ready to commit murder, out of love, of course.....my friendly neighbour, I don't think he got 'any' from his wife for a very long time.....that's what he got for being  cheap and stingy!

Did I mention how nice and accommodating I instructor was....Imagine, my father had the temerity to bark when I hit a parked car, "did you expect the car to move"