Stuttering, Muttering & Suffering

 Who Needs James Bond?

Truth be told, I don’t think that 007 was all that great in bed, as for the women, let’s chalk them up to eye candy for fantasies to get you going for the real thing.

Yes, the unadulterated common and unheralded common and uninhibited real woman with unfettered and flattering hidden sex appeal.

So for the Miss Moneypenny, here is your chance to stop dreaming of and ogling at sex symbols that exist only in your fantasies and Get My Man Now!

·       He is too much man for me to handle

·       He is a marathon man, this horse, the Pegasus, discharges in the first dead heat three minutes and is up again to win the three hour trophy race

·       He aims to explore and please, expect to bray like a jackass; find the Lord; crawl the walls of hell; and walk like an Egyptian

·       Clean; no preservatives; no disease

Consider those days of wasting soap powder to wash those soiled knickers gone for good! Act now and call 1- 888- get-a-man