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Are you a spreader or a dipper?
People who squirt ketchup instead of dip are messy people
Etta Thorpe
01 November 2013
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The SpewYawker
Down the Rabbit Hole I Go....
Tongue Tied!
Don't know what to write?
Yuh Tink Mi Easy!
To you, I bequeath my dead body!
Taxwise #3
Taxwise #2
Taxwise #1
Jack of One Trade and Master of it!
Have a northwest cocktail...
More than words can say
The accidental pregnancy!
They shall come....
Just as I am!
I am woman....
The robot will see you now
Sinning in Sin City
Let your money work for you
I see Wall Street from Main Street!
Save the last dance for me....
Minus the fuel to the fire
Catch a wave
All by myself!
Do the wild thing !
A gift that keeps on giving!
The footmobiles
Do you Adidas?
Writing well, your ticket to open doors
It' not Coronation Street....
Tricks my father taught me
It's not soccer, it's passion
Soccer
My soccer mom, the dad!
If only my dad were around....
We are not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy!
baise, nous avons Paris
When in Rome
OK, where are my nuts?
Don't take my word for it, guilt sells
The walk of shame!
1-800-the house always wins
Sins and secrets
Sin City, Las Vegas
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Coconut wireless
Foot in mouth
Cut throat competition
Bottle and glass
Grand Canyon, I can see clearly now
Arizona, colour me happy!
Ain't my rodeo!
Lunch and learn
On the road again
Not indexed for inflation
Gifting Strategies
Hot air balloon capital of the world
What the hell was I not thinking?
The lone star state
Trekking it on the Cheap!
Where’s the beef?
So near, yet so far!
Tax I do or Tax I don't?
Happy Easter!
I am you, trust me!
Always pay yourself first!
All that jazz!
Taking it easy, in the Big Easy!
A bite of the Big Apple!
Strut that Scandal
Be All. End All.
Excuse me, are you paying my bills?
Just not his marrying material!
Spent capital isn't bankable capital!
The truth is...
War of the colours!
Serendipity
You are the one allowed to vote!
Big, Bold and Beautiful
It's duck calling night
One of my favorite scenes from Breaking Bad
I am getting married in the morning
The Cadbury Flake
Thinking through the box
Playing dumb is good
Come away with me
Being Etta Thorpe
Life, interrupted!
Lover's Concerto
Monday, Monday
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon
Leaving Las Vegas
A voice
I kissed a book, and I liked it!
Let's not be childish
Are you hungry?
The National Dress of Japan
Is it Spring yet?
The reign of the cherry blossoms
Take off your shoes, please!
When in Japan, make it bento!
Hachiko, we love you!
Cool Runnings
Making a living
You have got to eat!
Powder puff your messaging slangs!
Polar opposites
Don't toy with my emotions
I think, therefore I am
Does the end justifies the means?
Isn't she lovely!
Being paid to think!
Recycled Resolutions
Sums up the weather Down Under!
The diaper dilemma
Snapchat! No creepers. Just weepers!
The Onset of Inevitability
One of those times
Got Ketchup!
Beggers can be choosers
Scuffed shoes tell no tale
Which one is the clown?
What an irony in this Obfuscation
It sprung a leak!
War of the paints!
Brain dump stirs the dust!
Laid by the best!
No time like time
She fled the table when the doctor said cut her open
When the music stops....
Break away!
I've got some game!
This is my ticket out of here....
Up and away goes the iron bird!
Dust in the wind
Bff, my foot!
The crop circle
Words can bring you down!
Where is passion?
Such mistakes
She's a man eater
Cut the cheese, already!
Cross over to the other side
Where's life's manual?
I am curious
Move over Energizer......
Spent capital is not bankable capital
My sugar and Old Spice was everything nice
Wanga gut!
Are you a spreader or a dipper?
Happy Mother's Day!
Rent My Man!
There are more questions than answers.....
You can do a 180 degrees of separation
Write me a prescription......
Do we have texting chemistry?
Feeling Foolish!
Where's the 'L' in ubiquity
Can you teach me to fly a kite, daddy?
The tea of life.....
Water once a day....
Where's the match?
On becoming a virtual ghost town!
Please sign that big check!
Whose graph is it, anyway?
If you could take it back, cry you a river of tears
Getting a cat in a bag!
Don't you just love New York City!
Be my mon on time….!
Got equilibrium?
The road to hell is paved with good intentions!
Sometimes there's just no safety net!
Thinking without a box!
Au naturel!
Bewattled!
I'm so not good at the advice thingy....
If music be the food of love, play on
It's time for my medication, huh!
Are those your eyeballs.....
I wish we were better strangers....
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself.......
Copyright that before......
Hoping for a world....
Pull your finger out.....
Doctor, heed thyself!
It's not electric, it's eclectic!
It's not you, it's me.....
A spot of tea and crumpets, please!
It's not lemonade.....
A motherlode..........
Does it suds like Sudsils?
Tell it like it ain't
Check
Alcohol and calculus don't mix!
Where there's a will.....
What's with the evil eye?
That's not happiness to see me!
Y’wanna piece of me, sweetie?
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Which way to the electric chair?
donc nous avons à la fois l'aime dans le cul, OK!
I've got my running shoes on, baby!
I was not born this big!
Broken. Don't fix
Vinegar and lime
Give it with total abandonment!
Did I say that out loud?
Where good times go to die...
The two back beast!
Don't want to give away all the surprises
In for a penny in for a pound
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